We think that the ghost of Inspector Gadget (do da do do do dooo do) is haunting our house. Either that or tall boy has developed an impossibly long reach. We’re finding evidence of Go Go Gadgetness all over the freaking house.
Go Go Gadget Arms! Christmas ornaments from the middle of the tree, which is on a table, all over the living room.
Go Go Gadget Arms! Socks from the dresser that is a foot or more away from the crib, all over the room after nap time.
Go Go Gadget Arms! $10 baggie of hand harvested Portuguese sea salt spilled all over the floor. Why do I have a $10 baggie of hand harvested Portuguese sea salt? That is entirely beside the point. Back to the story.
Go Go Gadget Arms! Cups from the middle of the counter snatched, filled with water at the fridge and spilled all over the floor.
Go Go Gadget Arms! Every light in the house turned on.
Go Go Gadget is running rampant in the house. Santa, please bring me a Go Go Gadget ratchet set so I can disconnect those telescoping limbs.
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